10 Funny Church Signs That Will Make You Laugh And Think

  • Need a lifeguard? Our walks on water.
  • Why pay for GPS? Jesus gives direction for free.
  • Maury is not the only place to find your father.
  • Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted.
  • Bring your sin to the altar and drop it like it’s hot.
  • Jesus loves you and your tattoos.
  • How do we make holy water, we boil the hell out of it.
  • Church shopping? We’re open Sundays.
  • Sin burn is prevented by son screen.
  • Don’t make me come down there. – God

“So in Christ we, though many, form one body, and each member belongs to all the…