- Need a lifeguard? Our walks on water.
- Why pay for GPS? Jesus gives direction for free.
- Maury is not the only place to find your father.
- Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted.
- Bring your sin to the altar and drop it like it’s hot.
- Jesus loves you and your tattoos.
- How do we make holy water, we boil the hell out of it.
- Church shopping? We’re open Sundays.
- Sin burn is prevented by son screen.
- Don’t make me come down there. – God